Wednesday, November 12, 2008

NYTimes: Iraq War Ends!



A progressive group published a spoof edition of the New York Times and distributed it today throughout NYC. The paper, dated July 4, 2009, "reports" news of a world in which much of the world's ills have been solved, headlines proclaim "Iraq War Ends", "Ex-Secretary Apologizes for W.M.D. Scare", "Maximum Wage Law Succeeds", "Nationalized Oil To Fund Climate Change Efforts" among many others. It's a remarkable facsimile, right down to the advertisements -- the back cover is a full-page "ad" for military contractor, KBR, proclaiming its devotion to peaceful "solutions", hospitals, schools, sanitation and training. Well done.

The legitimate New York Times covers the spoof edition on their own site here: Liberal Pranksters Hand Out Times Spoof

Friday, November 07, 2008

New World Order

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Just like with the Bush years, sometimes our greatest fears are realized, and then some.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Joe the Plumber

(Lyrics mostly by David Bowie)

Joe the plumber
Went to the bar
A couple of drinks on the house an' he said
"Tell you who you are
if you nail me to my car"

Boy, thanks for hesitating...

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

The Sky IS Falling!

This isn't the story mommy read to me. But it seems more in tune with the times:

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Note to a Friend in Boise, ID

Thanks for asking about the political climate here in New York, vis-a-vis Boise, where you say the Obama supporters are mostly "wannabe intelligencia and those who don't pay taxes." I spend a fair amount of time writing and demonstrating, so it's nice to just interact one-on-one about political issues. I often wonder what it is that has divided America so much.

From my perspective, our three biggest challenges are currently:

1 - The environment.
Our thin little biosphere is important to me, go figure. But we're treating it badly. It's MORE important than the economy, but business and personal interests seem to always give it second place. The vast consensus of scientist agree that human consumption of fossil fuels is the primary cause of a potentially catastrophic climate change. Furthermore, it's clear that fossil fuels will eventually run out. Let's change to renewable energy sources as fast as possible and stop talking about drilling and burning.

Also, besides energy policy, our government, on both sides of the aisle, seems to do everything to promote consumption of consumer goods on behalf of their precious economy, and on development in precious habitat when we need to scale back, for the planet's sake. Our consumption isn't making us happier.

2 - Economic opportunity for the bulk of Americans.
We seem to have left the bottom sector of the American economy in the dust. For the past few decades, the rich have gotten richer and the poor poorer in real dollars. I fear there is a growing class system in the US that is becoming more and more entrenched. We need money for education and grassroots programs.

(Incidentally: Why do the Republicans seem to say nothing other than "Tax Cuts Tax Cuts Tax Cuts" especially for the rich and for corporations and for capital gains? It clearly doesn't help the economy, and certainly not the poor.)

3 - The social fabric.
This is a less tangible issue, but we see it all over. The breakdown in civility and the ability to communicate. Television and the automobile have isolated us in our suburbs, malls and homes. Suburban America feels like a wasteland to me. I think we need to address the structural basis of our nation's alienation.

There are other issues that concern me very much, campaign finance, foreign policy and our nation's military/police buildup, including our huge prison population, mostly male. But these three above concern me the most.

I think what you were really asking me about is Obama, so I'll get to that - I like him especially because he seems to see the big picture. Long term environmental and energy policy, not just "Drill baby drill." Whole globe foreign policy for the 21st century, not just Iraq and "We must win." He seems to see the world optimistically, like I do. There is great potential out there, and it flows from courage and innovation and love, frankly. Not the fear, retrenchment and hateful words that I see so much of from the conservative side.

I don't see anyone really addressing issue number 3 above, but I feel the Republican party has completely abandoned numbers 1 and 2. Forget it with the environment, they are atrocious. And they seem to have no idea how difficult it is for the working poor to "make it" in America these days.

Again, I really appreciate your reaching out to me on this. Honestly, sometimes it makes me want to cry when I hear what middle America thinks about some of these issues. I hope I sort of went off in the direction you were asking about. If you can give me a feel for what the climate is out there in return, I'd much appreciate it. Just say what you feel, not what you think I want to hear.

Best,

Kurt

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Who's Street? Our street! Wall St. belongs to the Billionaires for Bush

Some of my plutocrat friends, Filmore Barrols, Aila Lorditoverya, and Robin Eublind and I, thanking the hard working masses for the big blank check.

Time/CNN video of the Billionaires for Bush and others on Wall Street.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Foreclosure Notice

Mr. Robin Eublind and I have whipped up a Foreclosure Notice that some of you might want to print out and use in your neighborhood. It might be appropriate to post and/or paste onto the windows and/or doors of banks and financial institutions, the homes of their officers, or at your elected officials' offices. They could even be handouts to employees and toadies. Use them as you will. (Note that they might go well printed out onto full-page sticker stock, which one can purchase at Staples.)

Here's the link to the pdf.

Here's the text of it:

FORECLOSURE NOTICE
AN ACTION TO FORECLOSE THE DEED OF TRUST ON
THIS PROPERTY HAS BEEN FILED BY THE PEOPLE
TO STOP THE SALE AND REINSTATE THE PUBLIC TRUST YOU MUST:

1. HALT THE GOVERNMENT’S BAILOUT OF WALL STREET’S INDULGENCES.

2. PUT HOMES, JOBS AND PENSIONS AHEAD OF CORPORATE PROFITS
AND BONUSES.

3. RESTORE FAITH IN THE INTEGRITY OF THE ECONOMY BY ACTING IN THE
GREATER GOOD OF THE ENTIRE NATION, RATHER THAN THE CORPORA-
TIONS AND THE WEALTHY.

4. RESTORE ALL AMOUNTS DUE TO THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION, INCLUD-
ING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PUBLIC EDUCATION, HEALTH CARE, HOUSING,
JUSTICE, SOCIAL EQUALITY, THE ARTS AND ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION.
ACT IMMEDIATELY UPON THIS NOTICE TO PREVENT FURTHER LOSS
AND/OR SEIZURES BY THE AUTHORITY OF THE TAXPAYERS.

DATE:
SIGNED:

Authority: Real Property of the People, §7-105.1(d)(2)(vii)